One of your hobbies is “driving”
Yep. I like to drive fast and to wherever.
You have a conflict…
for a first date you made more than a week ago.
Airport Codes
You tell the whole world you are going out of town using airport codes DCA—> GTH. I’ll be sure to stop by your house and get your 55” Samsung LED while you are out.
You’re a grown man, wearing another grown man’s jersey.
You don’t care to watch the
Superbowl….not only are you a tool, you must be cold blooded.
You talk about your friends
in 2 groups: “Value-Add” or not.
(Source: missamerican-pie, via adorkable9to5)
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The guitar is one of the few instruments that can make you look cool or douchey.
